1. In other news I’m drunk in case of emergency.

    — Brian on Hurricane Sandy

  2. Peanut allergies are no joke, son.

    Peanut allergies are no joke, son.

  3. "Big Button" Rules the world

    Brian: dude, shirts with button collars are the worst
    Brian: why do they even exist
    Brian: i am going to become a fashion icon just to eradicate them from the world
    Brian: my guess is "big button" has something to do with it

  4. And then along came snake

    Brian: Back in my day, we had one app. It was called "Dialer" and we liked it.
    Me: yep.
    Brian: And then along came "Snake" OH THE JOY.

  5. Brian at Work

    Brian: I received some info from one of our mills in Brazil. They speak Portuguese, obviously.
    Me: oh yeah?
    Brian: Apparently "tests" in Portuguese is "testes". I am still laughing.

  6. Brian learning about Tumblr

    Brian: JB somebody reblogged me
    Me: GOOD JOB BUDDY
    Brian: what do i do? i'm freaking out

  7. I think that one day, due to tumblr, animated gifs could replace all written human communication

    — Brian

  8. I thought you were dead!

    Brian: OH SNAP! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
    Me: hahahahaha. I thought I was too....on the inside.